How to make the whole world christian and thus save them from themselves?

The US has an obligation, as a christian nation to convert and preach the true word of god to save their souls. What country is next on the GOP agenda for crusading? I think we should go after one of those countries that legalized "homesexual" marriage.

The sad thing is, some Neocons are probably reading your question, not realizing that you're being sarcastic and saying "Hell Yeah! That's the way we do it in America!"

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May 28 2009 09:03 am | Christian

8 Responses to “How to make the whole world christian and thus save them from themselves?”

  1. My dude won!!!!! on 28 May 2009 at 2:23 pm #

    come on, are you sarah palin?
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  2. Seldon Surak on 28 May 2009 at 2:31 pm #

    THE USA IS NOT NOW AND NEVER HAS BEEN A CHRISTIAN NATION

    "Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of a religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

    FIRST, comes freedom FROM religion.
    THEN, comes freedom OF religion.
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  3. Croaker on 28 May 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    take out denmark they are far too cheery
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  4. Bob Loblaw on 28 May 2009 at 3:59 pm #

    Hmmm…who do you remind me of?…..wait…it'll come to me…..Oh Yeah!…..the Islamic fundamentalists you seem to hate so much…
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  5. Tectonic French Toast (w/syrup) on 28 May 2009 at 4:14 pm #

    The sad thing is, some Neocons are probably reading your question, not realizing that you're being sarcastic and saying "Hell Yeah! That's the way we do it in America!"
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  6. City of Placebo on 28 May 2009 at 5:00 pm #

    hit them over the head with the good bible and see if it helps. Personally I'm a bit hard headed. But somewhat religious in nature.
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  7. Griggnax on 28 May 2009 at 5:16 pm #

    There's only one way.

    By forcing our religion down their throats at gunpoint.

    We need to bomb them into submission, and waterboard until they accept Christ.
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    War…the conservative answer to everything.

  8. snack_daddy10 on 28 May 2009 at 5:36 pm #

    I only practice "hotelsexual" marriage or "B&Bsexual" marriage, but I haven't had a "HOMEsexual" relationship with my wife since we were married.
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